Dude: Hey, I should be back in town on Tuesday.
Me: Cool. How was your trip?
Dude: Pretty good. I made a slideshow of the best parts. Want to see it?
Me: Do I?
Dude: It's pretty great. Cancun is amazing!
Me: Sure, then.
I watch the three minute animated slideshow. Which has a theme song.
Me: Are you sure you had a good time?
Dude: I am having the best time!
Me: Then why did you set your slideshow to a cover of Everybody Hurts?
Dude: I love that song! It's so pretty.
Me: It's about convincing someone you care about not to give in to their suicidal urges.
Dude: I know.
Me: Are you meeting some sad boys in Cancun?
Dude: LOL. No sad boys here. Only men I'm making happy. I chose the song for you, I heard it's snowing there and I want to make sure you're still alive when I get back.