Did anyone see the Mike Tyson interview on "The Pulse" tonight? Oh my goodness. Until tonight, my favorite Tyson quote was "I will fuck you til you love me."
Tonight, when discussing the rape charges in 1997, he said "I didn't do it. But if I could go back in time, I'd rape her. And her mama."
I have this mental image of Lucifer, flames bursting around him, hunched over a legal pad scribbling furiously.
I have just killed a mouse with a copy of Terry Pratchett's "The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents." The book is also called "The Pied Piper of...Discworld?" and details how rats become intelligent enough to form squads to (pardon the near pun) ferret out traps.
Tomorrow night I shall smite Sean P.Puff Diddy Daddy Combs with a rhyming dictionary and a sample from a well-known eighties pop song.
The first time I met Wiz's father, I commented on the pair of shoes hanging from the telephone wires (I refrained from mentioning the mice). He gazed out the window at them for a moment and asked if I knew what they meant. "From what I've heard, they mean that there's a drug dealer in the neighborhood." "Yes," he said, "those are Oz's shoes." Then he left. I pondered this for the rest of the night. Was Oz a drug dealer? I didn't want to live with another drug dealer. A few hours later, Oz came home, dressed in his CVS pharmacist uniform. He asked me why I was laughing.