After a long day of work, I came home to write some e-mails and get to bed. After typing up a few LJ comments, I went to rap my fingers against the desk and got three fingertips coated in my (I assume) roommate's semen. Where is my Lava soap?
Uck. It's not like there isn't a box of Kleenex right next to the desk.
At least I didn't bang my head against it.