Me, to MF Goose: What's up, jerk?
Comrade: Why is she a jerk? She's the good one!
She jumps up and knocks over all of my Scrabble tiles.
UNICORNS ARENT HORNY GN VOL 01
A hilarious interspecies comedy about a modern virgin and her roommate: a virgin-loving unicorn. Esuyama Emuko is a twenty-something virgin by choice. In fact, she's never had a boyfriend in her entire life. Her roommate is a unicorn, a mythical creature known for its attraction to virgins. This unicorn, named Sea Urchin, adores Emuko, but sometimes Emuko wonders what she might be missing by avoiding romantic love. And does Sea Urchin love Emuko a little too much?
When talking about people moving away or wanting them to move away, I often talk about how they're going to "On the moon, or whatever" and we'll never see them again.
Today, I was talking about friends who moved during the pandemic and Comrade said "You'll probably see them again."
"Yea," I said. "It's not like they moved to the moon this time. They couldn't. Our passports aren't accepted there."
Comrade furrowed his brow. "But our flag is there. That's Our Moon. We shouldn't need a passport to go there."
"People are being So Mean to me today!" says person wearing a t-shirt that reads "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!"
Comrade: "Why would you buy a piano, a flute, a clarinet, a recorder, and a saxophone if you Can't Play Any Of Them? It's like finding out you own all these books and you can't read but every week or so you just open them at random, and stare at them until your eyes cross."
Earlier today, I thought I could actually pluck a melody out of their recorder playing but it turned out that they were just trying to play scales and every time they messed up a note WHICH WAS OFTEN they started over.