Today's been a pretty great day for customers. We've been making progress on some projects in the back, selling some action figures that have been in the store longer than there's been a store. Pretty great.
Me: "This is Adam, how may I help you?"
Random Caller: "Hi, are you the owner?"
Me: "Nope. I'm the manager."
RC: "Could you do something about your car?"
Me: "Um. I don't have a car."
RC: "The Trek Truck."
Me: "I don't know what that is."
RC: "Every day it's either parked in front of your store or in front of the health food store across
the street. I think it's part of your electronics department."
Me: "Nope. We don't have any trucks or an electronics department."
RC: "Are you sure? I see it there all the time."
Me: "It's not us. I don't know whose truck it is."
RC: "What are they doing there?"
Me: "I don't know."
RC: "There's two men in it sometimes. Adult men. Grown men. Do they work for you?"
RC: "Why are they there, then?"
Me: "I don't know. They're not associated with our store in any way."
RC: "This is so weird. I need to know who they are."
Me: "Ok. Good luck."
RC: "Where did they go?"
I hang up the phone.