Random Loiterer: "Do you guys have the Danzig comic?"
Me: "Henry & Glenn Forever? I think it's unavailable right now, but it's amazing."
RL: "The one that he writes?"
Me: "Oh. NO. I forgot he wrote a comic. We haven't ever carried..." google google type type "Verotika."
RL: "What's Henry & Glenn Forever?"
Me: "It's about Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins' queer relationship, Glenn's sweet and overbearing mother, and their Satan-worshiping neighbors, Hall & Oates."
RL: "And...he...wrote that?"
Me: "Noooooooooooooooo. Glenn Danzig Hates It. But Henry Rollins thinks it's hilarious."
RL: "That sounds about right. So do you have it?"
Me: "It's unavailable right now."
RL: "Not Henry & Glenn. Do you have Verotika?"
Me: "No. Nor, do I imagine, will we. But as soon as Henry & Glenn is available, we'll have that."
RL: "Comics are weird. I'm going to go get a sandwich."