Random Loiterer #1:It's nice to be out. I haven't been out in a while.
Random Loiterer #2: Because you Old.
RL 1: Right? Ever since the surgery I feel like I'm, I don't know, thirty-nine or something.
RL 2: Yea, you bitch and moan like you're thirty-nine.
I almost kicked him in the head.
But I didn't want to throw my back out.