Spotify: Hey Adam, we've made a mix for you of new music from up and coming artists.
Me: Ok. Sure. Bring it.
Spotify: Have you heard of Death Cab For Cutie? The Cure? Modest Mouse?
Spotify: NEW MUSIC from UP AND COMING ARTISTS.
Me: Crooked Teeth came out fifteen years ago, Spotify. It is not "new music".
Spotify: I AM STILL A RELEVANT WAY TO FIND NEW MUSIC.
Me: This is The Shins, Spotify. They've been around for about thirty years.
Spotify: OK. OK. But have you heard of this new band THE WHITE STRIPES. WHERE ARE YOU GOING?