Random Pokemon Scalper: Do you guys have any Elite Trainer Boxes.
Me: Nope. Sorry. We sold out of them already.
RPS: Aw, man. I waited for a half an hour outside your other store for the girl to show up, and she only had two blue, and I need a blue and a red.
Me: That's not us. We don't have another store.
RPS: Huh. Oh! I saw your dad the other day.
Me: I don't think so.
RPS: Sure, I stopped in and your dad was working there.
Me: Nobody's dad works here. I think you've got the wrong store.
RPS: I talked with the older guy.
Me: I don't know who that is. We go as old as mid-40s here.
RPS: But your kids work there, right?
Me: Nope. No kids. I don't know who you talked to.
RPS: Huh. So you don't have any extra Elite Trainer Boxes for me in the back?
Me: I don't know who you are, so ... no. Sorry.
RPS: Ok. Bye Curtis.
Me: Bye Stiffany.