A couple of bros got on the 77 headed toward Harvard. They were continuing some sort of friendly argument as they took their seats behind me.
Bro #1: No. You're a racist.
Bro #2: I can't be a racist. I watched The Cosby Show AND Fresh Prince Of Bel Air.
I turn my head almost Full Owl to give the kid some side eye.
Bro #2: That was a joke! Aww, man. Now Everybody thinks I'm racist.
Bro #1: So you're saying Everybody is wrong, but you right?
Bro #2: I'm not saying another word.
Bro #1 You shoulda done that ten minutes ago.
I was tempted to turn around to see what they were doing because they didn't speak at all until we were disembarking in the square.
Bro #2: Please don't call me a racist when we get on the train. I can't have people looking at me all the way to Braintree.