Kid's Mom: Horrendous Humor Of Mad. This used to be your favorite.
Kid: I've never read that. I think that used to be your favorite.
Kid's Mom: Maybe. But you'll love it.
Kid: You get that for you. You deserve it. But don't make me read it. They're not my humor. I'll take these Archie Digests.
This kid is, like, ten, and is clearly being raised better than just about anyone I know.