These things always seem to happen in Qughincy. Which speaks volumes about why everyone hates working in this store.
Probable Child Molester: "Ummm...do you guys have the red, yellow and blue Pokemon cards that come out tomorrow?"
Me: "Well...no. It doesn't come out until tomorrow."
Probable Child Molester: "But you have them right? I just...I just came all this way from Hingham because I need to have them for tomorrow."
Me: "We don't have them. They're not out yet. And, honestly, I'm not sure if we'll even have them tomorrow. We haven't been restocked on Pokemon cards in months now."
Probable Child Molester: "But...I mean is there any way you could get them for me today?"
Customer Loitering By Back Issues: "Your kids bugging you to get them?"
Probable Child Molester: "I don't have kids."
Customer Loitering By Back Issues: "What are you forty-five and you still collect Pokemon cards? Why don't you stop wasting this guy's time and go spend your money on some online classes or something. Pokemon's a children's game. Are you a children?"
Probable Chld Molester (ignoring him, and talking to me): "Could I have a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh! instead?"