Random Customer #1 to Random Customer #2: "How hungry are you on a scale of one to ten where one is 'I could eat tomorrow' and ten is...."
RC 1: "That seems a bit extreme. I was going to say 'Chewing your fingernails.'"
Me: "Chewing fingernails is five, at best."
RC 2: "I'm a one! I'm a one! Stop fighting!"