Misogynist Blowhard Whose Opinion No One Values: What's the deal with Spider-Gwen?
Me: What deal?
MB: Did she just drop in from another universe? Because Gwen Stacy died.
Me: Yes. She's from a different universe.
MB: I don't know how I feel about that.
MB: Because sometimes, you know, they just make a superhero a minority for no good reason, and I don't like that.
MB: Like, let's make Spider-Man a woman. That's why...that's why Spider-Woman never took off.
MB: She-Hulk, she's ok, but, I mean, why you know...why does it have to be a woman?
MB: I mean, I like diversity but now it's She-Thor and She-Hulk and Spider-Gwen and Captain Marvel is a woman and Captain America is, you know.
I swallow a roar of laughter that Captain America is "you know".
MB: Have you read any of those books?
This is a lie.
MB: Ok. Ok. Do you watch SHIELD?
MB: Agent Coulson is interesting but why did they have to make it about all the girls? I mean, I like girls, but the story it's....it's....you know?
MB: I should probably go now.
Me: We DO agree on something.
Me: Sorry, I just something on Facebook.
MB: Oh, ok. Bye.