I get worried when a guy in his mid-forties needs to pick up comics “for his girlfriend”, and leaves with “Archie” and “Casper The Friendly Ghost”. I hope it’s just a really nostalgic woman, and not an eleven year old.
Flirtatious Guy: “Where Are You From?”
Flirtatious Guy: “I love Canadians.”
Me: “We’re not in Canada.”
Flirtatious Guy: “No. We’re in…”
I just met a fifteen year old girl named Courtney Love. That must have been a hell of a pregnancy to hate your daughter that much before she was even born.
I just granted a house fly a stay of execution because it appeared to be reading from Jane Kenyon’s “Constance”. When you only live two weeks, to devote a full five minutes to one page of poetry is admirable.
”Do you have any comics based on movies? Like Moby Dick or Spider-Man?”
Unbitten: Does for Twilight what Unwritten did for Harry Potter. So….nothing.
Groo Blood: Sergei Aragones’ scathing satire of a clumsy,dimwitted vampire who fights the BP oil spill.
Jonah Hex Machina: A vigilante mayor in ye olde American West talks to whores & slot machines.
Atomic Lobo: Like Knight Rider, if David Hasselhoff was Tesla, and Kit was a douchebag motorcycle.
Ducktripper: The new Disney/Vertigo series about Duckberg where Launchpad McQuack dies in every issue.
Ewww: In a world where turducken has been outlawed, a cheerleader/vomopath solves crimes for the FSA.