Someone left a bag outside the comic book store that contained Buddhism For Dummies, Christianity For Dummies, Judaism For Dummies, and Islam For Dummies.
This is problematic for two reasons:
1.) The last thing dummies need is more religion.
2.) The last thing religions need is more dummies.
Any date scheduled to start at a place called Pinkberry, is liable to end up in a very specific way.
I was in a bit of a grump until I heard a very refined looking 40sish woman in an amazing jacket turn to her friend on Newbury Street and say “I’m tired of sushi. Let’s just catch the 1 bus and go to IHoP.” And her equally meticulous looking friend said “I love you. IHoP is my favorite. Let’s go.” And then they skipped to the bus stop.