I’m on fire every day. It’s just that you live far away, and some times I only burn blue.
Printer: “Your books are in the store and ready for pick up.”
Me: “Not anymore. I picked them up fifteen minutes ago.”
Me: “I’m 75% ninja.”
Printer: “I see.”
Me: “No, you didn’t see. That’s why I’m a ninja.”
Walking out in the square, I saw a very dapper looking couple standing outside Whitney’s. The guy turned to his friend and said “Do you believe those people in there are cheering? It’s bullshit. How do those results make anyone happy? Ok, people from Chicago, maybe.”
Turns out, he was talking about the Bulls/Magic game.