Subscriber: "Hi. Um. I need to make a change to my subscription."
Sub: "Could you make sure I only get the unbagged 'Sex Criminals' covers?"
Me: "Of course." clicks a few buttons. "I did have you down for the XXX variants. Did we make a mistake?"
Sub: "No. I asked for them. I just didn't...I didn't expect them to be so...racy."
Me: "You didn't expect the Triple X variants of a book called 'Sex Criminals' to be racy?"