Random Loiterer: "Do you know when the next season of Game Of Thrones starts?"
Me: "Not off the top of my head, no."
Against my better judgment, I look it up on the computer.
Me: "April 26th is the premier date."
RL: "Why so late?"
Me: "I have no idea."
RL: "Could you look it up?"
RL pulls out iPhone.: "I have to do EVERYTHING myself."
RL: "This is so frustrating. I've been waiting For. Months."
RL walks out of the store and into the hallway to make a call.
RL: "Yea. Practically May. No. No. He won't tell me. NO ONE WILL TELL ME WHY."