There is a lawyer/property owner (who doesn't own the property I'm currently living in) standing in the driveway behind my room, talking on his cell phone about how all the landlords need to kick out all their tenants and redevelop this neighborhood into condos. While most of the ignorant shit he's been saying is merely classist, there has been some weird racist barbs, some homophobia, and, of course, in-depth misogyny.
The thing is, this guy is directly beneath my porch, and I have this giant tub of hot soapy Lestoil water I'm using to clean the floor. It's not boiling and wouldn't actually injure him, and it would change his aroma from Eau De Eighties Movie Villain to Pine Fresh.
How long can I resist this opportunity for protest?