A woman walks into Au Bon Pain in Harvard, and sits at the table behind me. A minute later, another woman walks in looking for a table.
Lady #1: “Are you looking at me, bitch?”
Lady #2: “What?”
L1: “Why are you looking at me? Do you know me or something?”
L2: “I am looking at you because you’re looking at me.”
L1: “I’m just looking for a place to sit. I’m not looking at you.”
L2: “Would you like to sit here?”
L1: “Sure, what are you having for lunch?”