How's my Monday going thusfar? Well, as I was carrying a fifty-six pound box of comics into the store and not one but two awnings full of ice and snow fell directly on my head and shoulders.
The delivery guy did shout out a warning as the first one started to go, but he'd only managed the "Lo--" of "Look out." before the first came crashing down. I shook it off and as I walked beneath the second one, it really did sound like he was saying "Oh shit" in slow motion.
The woman walking toward me on the sidewalk said "You should be more careful." And I seriously considered dropping the box on her foot.