Angry Ex Over Text: Are you home tonight? I need to crash on your couch.
Me: I'm not home now, but I'll be in later.
AEOT: What are you doing?
Me: What WtF? I'm out right now but I should be home around nineish.
AEOT: You called me a whore!
Me: I did not.
AEOT: MYBW Mind Your Business Whore.
AEOT: Or did you call me a Whale? Or a Wuss?
Me: Mind Your Bees' Wax. MYBW. I don't think you're a whore.
Me: Or a bee. Or a candle. It's just an expression.
Me: Sorry No More Acronyms Tonight
AEOT: So you send me an acronym, and when I ask you to explain it you shut down acronyms? You can't do that.
AEOT: Nevermind. I just got it.
AEOT: You have never been funny.
AEOT: YOU ARE NOT!!!!
AEOT: See, I got it right away that time.