I love when someone stares at a poster for an event and asks “When is this?”, ignoring the gigantic, neon-colored date on the top of the poster.
I point to the date and give them the answer anyway.
Then they ask “Where is the event?”, ignoring that the location is directly under the date I’ve just pointed to, in a different neon color.
"The location is right under the date." I say. "All the info for the event is at the website listed on the bottom of the poster."
"What’s the website?" They, inevitably, ask.
93% of all supervillains’ origins are in retail jobs. Most comic writers aren’t brave enough to acknowledge this.