Random Loiterer: "Dan Brown?"
Me: "Sorry, we're a comic book store. We don't have any Dan Brown."
RL: "Dan Brown."
Me: "No Dan Brown. Only comics."
RL: "Dan Brown?"
Me: "I'm sorry, are we having a language problem or a communication problem?"
RL furrows her brow: "Where. Do. YOU . Keep. Your. DAN. BROWN."
Me: "At. The. Harvard. Bookstore. Down. The. Street. We are a comic book store. We sell comics. As far as I know, there are no Dan Brown comics."
RL: "Comic books are a type of book. You should carry the type of books that comic book people read."
Me: "We barely have room for comics."
RL: "Well get rid of some of your comics, and move some books in."
Me: "I'm sorry, do you also go into ice cream stores and demand they get rid of one of their ice cream freezers to make room for an espresso machine because you think they should carry espresso drinks for "the type of coffee that ice cream people drink"?
RL: "Where is the bookstore you were talking about?"