Random Loiterer: "Hey."
RL: "So, how do I get a Visa?"
Me: "Ummm. The credit card, or the passport?"
RL, sniffles at me: "The ones you issue."
Me: "Neither. We accept the credit card as a form of payment but that's really the entirety of our relationship with them. And we don't deal in passports at all. We're a comic book store."
RL: "I need to get to India."
Me: "I wish you luck. But I can't help you."
RL: "Why won't anyone Help Me?"
He left before I could suggest a place he could go, and is now upstairs quizzing either someone from the camera shop or the hair salon.