Regular Customer sees the poster for the first night of the Buffy The Vampire Slayer Headcanon.
RC: "I forgot that Nick Cave is in Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie."
Me: "Huh? No, he's not."
RC: "Sorry, not Nick Cave. Duh. Nick Cage."
Me: "No. He's not in it, either."
RC: "Yea, he is. He has that ridiculously long death scene."
Me: "That's not Nick Cage. That's Pee-Wee Herman."
RC: "What? No it isn't."
Me: "Yes it is. It's Paul Reubens. Pee-Wee Herman. The Spleen."
RC: "Pee-Wee Fucken Herman?"
RC: "No way."
Me: "He's On The Poster. Look."
RC: "What the fuck? He's not Nick Cage?"