After spending $200 on graphic novels:
Random Customer: "I wanted some souvenirs of Boston, and I didn't want one of those stupid Boston Strong shirts."
RC's Friend: "There are worse things to spend all your money on."
RC: "Yea, I could have wasted it all on blow."
Me: "And then you'd have been up all night with nothing to read."
RC: "I am going to write you the BEST EVER Yelp review."