Yesterday Me: I'm so tired. I hope my date cancels tomorrow.
Date: It's really cold. Do you want to reschedule?
Today Me: THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING WASTELAND AT ALL TIMES. ARE YOU GOING TO HIDE IN YOUR BED FOREVER? NAY, LET US GO TO THE BARS AND DRINK OURSELVES WARM!!! THE COLD ISN'T STRONG ENOUGH TO BEAT US.
Date: I'm from a climate where we put on sweaters when it dips into the 60s.
Me: Ohhhhh. Yea, that makes sense. We can totally reschedule.
Date: NEVER! I AM STRONGER THAN COLD! I AM BIGGER THAN COLD!!!
Me: You are 5'2". The cold is at least 6' tall. At least.
Date: I SHALL WEAR HEELS!
I consistently date winners.