Random Loiterer: "Can I borrow your microwave?"
RL: "My microwave is broken. I borrow yours?"
Me: "We...we don't have a microwave. We're a comic book store."
RL: "How do you eat?"
Me: "With our mouths. Sometimes we go out to eat. Sometimes we eat sandwiches."
RL: "No microwave? That's messed up."
He leaves. I wish him all the radiation he could ever need.