Pain In The Ass Frequent Caller: "Hi. Are you busy?"
Me: "Very. What can I help you with? I can give you about one minute."
PITAFC: "My brother's name is Tony, so if you ever hear me say something bad about Tony, I just want you to kn--"
Me: "You've got about thirty seconds left, what can I help you with?"
PITAFC: "What is your most expensive comic?"
Me: "My boss will be in Wednesday nights, and Fridays and Saturdays during the day. You should call back then. I don't have any information you're looking for."
PITAFC: "Sorry, I have wicked diarrhea, and--"
Me: "Got to go. I'm very busy."
PITAFC: "Can I just ask you--"
There was no one in the store.