Guy who is allowed to store too many comics here, who refers to the massive amount of books that pile up as his "Goody Box" always looks for new ways to make me hate him.
Today, he let me know that he schedules his trips for the day that I have the most work and the least amount of space because "You don't mind getting up on the ladder."
Me: "I do. Mind. You really need to buy a lot of these comics. You shouldn't Have a box worth. They should all fit in your folder."
Guy: "I'm going to buy a bunch today."
He bought three comics and a book.
Guy: "Can I have a bag."
Me: "That's eleven cents."
Me: "Since March, any place you shop or order food at in Cambridge has to charge ten cents for a bag, which, after tax, is eleven cents."
Guy: "Was the guy that made this law the guy who wrote Mein Kampf?"
Me: "Yes. Bag tax is the Worst Thing since Hitler. The absolute worst. Imagine having to bring your own bags to carry things or else have to pay A Dime And A Penny to use someone else's. It's Just Like The Holocaust."
Maybe this will discourage him from coming in on days when I'm working.