My sleeping schedule has been all kinds of messed up since I got back from FL. So, today, I got up early, did some editing, and headed to the store.
About an hour ago, I started to get very drowsy. There was no one in the store, so I put up the “Be Right Back” sign, threw on my hoodie, and walked to the very small park across the street.
Then I faceplanted in the snow.
I don’t mean I tripped and landed on my face. I mean, I was tired, and thought “Cold should wake me up!” So I spread my arms out and made a “Man Falling From Space” imprint on the snow. I didn’t “angelfy” it because moving my arms wasn’t going to make me anymore awake than just burying my face in the meager amount of snow in the park.
I have, since then, been completely awake and refreshed, and only slightly chilly.
There were about a dozen or so people around the park who saw this happen, and not one of them so much as shrugged. I’d like to think at least one of them thought, “I’m totally going to do that later.”