Random Loiterer: "Where is your Charles Dickens?"
Me: "I think Oliver Twist and A Christmas Carol were collected in Classics Illustrated. I'm not sure about anything else he wrote."
RL: "I want his books."
Me: "Then you're going to want to go to The Harvard Book Store."
Me: "We're a comic book store. Not a book store. We don't have prose novels just graphic novels."
RL: "WHAT? YOUR SIGN SAYS BOOKSTORE!!!"
Me: "What sign?"
RL: "YOUR SIGN."
Me: "Where do you see a sign that says 'bookstore'?"
RL stomps out of the store, up the stairs, stands in front of the window (which says only "Million Year Picnic: Comics, Toys, T-Shirts") and gives me the finger before returning to whatever he imagines to be his life.