Guy on phone: You’re the guy who threw out my subscription folder, right?
Me: Almost definitely. I threw out all the ratty old folders and replaced them with new ones.
GoP: You threw out my folder, and that pisses me off.
Me: Well, I didn’t throw out any comics. If there was anything in the folder, I put everything in the new folder.
GoP: Well you didn’t make one for me. And I’m pissed.
Me: Well, there were a lot of folders for people who haven’t gotten comics in years. I didn’t replace those.
GoP: So, if the people whose folders you THREW AWAY got new comics, I suppose you just threw those away, too?
Me: No. If comics come in for someone without a folder, I make them a NEW folder.
GoP: Well, you THREW AWAY my folder, and I was supposed to get books this week.
Me: What’s your last name?
GoP: (last name)
Me: You have three new books. They’re in your folder.
Guy on phone: Is it a new folder? My old one was falling apart.