Sora: I'm still getting used to having long hair.
Me: You had long hair when we met.
Sora: I didn't. I've never had hair this long.
Me: You did, too. I have pictures.
Sora: Why do you have pictures of me on your computer?
Me: We Dated. For. Three. Years.
Sora: Oh, yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.