Random Assclown: I'd like volume two of Ms. Marvel and the first collection of Masters of Kung Fu.
Me: Well, the second volume of Ms Marvel won't be out until March, and.....there is no listing for a Masters Of Kung Fu collection. Sorry.
RA: Well, I need them before Christmas, so I guess I'll take my business to Amazon, then.
Me: So you're going to order one book that doesn't exist and one that won't be available until March, and get it online? Do you have some sort of time portal?