Dude: Sorry, today I'm only speaking to people who use puns.
Me: A good pun is its own reword.
Dude: I'd like to reward you but I can't, sir.
Me: Well, if you change your mind I'm always on call just text me.
Dude: I don't get that one.
Me: Can't sir = Cancer, On call, just = Oncologist
Dude: Was that off the cuff?
Me: More or sleeveless.
Me: Yea, that one was pretty average. I'll C myself out.
Dude: Welcome BACK.