I got really worried when these two bro-ey dudes came into the store, talking about things they hated. "Batman sucks because..." "Spider-Man sucks because..." "I hate Deadpool..."
So when "Do you even watch Doctor Who anymore?" came out of Bro #2's mouth, I felt my hatred rising.
Bro #1: "Nah. It sucks now."
Bro #2: "Did you hear there's going to be a woman Doctor now?"
My hands instinctively become fists.
Bro #1: "Huh. I might actually watch it again. Maybe they'll come up with interesting stories for a change."
Bro #2: "I know, right? They need some new writers, though."
I nod, and go back to doing some paperwork.
Bro #2: "Did you like Millar's Civil War?"
Bro #1: "Yea. It was pretty good."
Bro #2: "Should we buy the sequel? Civil War II: War Harder!"
I'm sorry I misjudged you bros. Come back, any time.