I don't get why anyone likes Fried Green Tomatoes. I didn't understand what it was trying to say, and it took me seven hours to clean it out of the machine.
Guy comes in to the store and, without so much as a hello, says: "I saw The Simpsons in the window."
"Yea." I say, leading him to The Simpsons comic stack.
Guy: "So these are like the TV shows?"
Me: "No. These are different stories, but with the characters you know from the TV show."
Guy: "Because they're real people?"
Guy: "They're about the guy that made them."
Me: "Not really? Matt Groening is a cartoonist. He got famous for his 'Life In Hell' strips."
Guy: "Yea, in the 60s. Before my time."
Me: "No." "No. In the 80s."
Guy: "So you just take these and put them in your VCR?"
Me: "What? No. They're books. You read them."
Guy: "Oh. I don't really read."
Guy: "I was looking for videos. Peace."
Random guy Looking At Back Issues: "Did he really just ask you if you put books in a VCR."
Me: "He did. After opening it, and seeing it was a book."
RG: "I've been having what I thought was a Stupid Day, and getting down on myself, but I feel So Much Better now. Should I go out and thank him?"
Me: "That's your business."