I came in to Problematic Pizza Place again, in hope of more fodder for my project, but the only other people in here are a tutor and her student, and I have no desire to eavesdrop on them.
At some point Problematic Pizza Guy started talking to me, and I ignored him, so he came over to the table and started moving his hands at me.
Me: "What are you doing?"
PPG: "I'm signing to you."
Me: "You're not. I speak American Sign Language." poorly.
PPG: "This means good, right?" He folds his arms.
Me: "No. This means good." I say, signing Good.
PPG: "So what does this mean?" he crosses his arms.
Me: "Delay of game."