I’m waiting for a burger, and a couple of students are passing a laptop back and forth. ”How do you even make a pdf?” One of them asks.
The other passes the laptop over him and says, “Look it up.”
First guy shrugs and starts typing. ”DUDE!” He says “What the fuck?”
"What?" Second guy asks.
"Why, when I type in ‘How do you make’ into Google does it suggest ‘How do you make your shit smell better’?"
I was laughing too hard to hear the answer. And then my food was ready.
When I got back to the store I typed “How do you” into Google. It suggested “How do you make french toast”. I don’t think our computers are on the same wavelength.