Random Customer: I'm looking for a book called "How To Be Happy".
Me: Hmmmm. I'm not sure if we have it right now. When we do, it's...
(walks over to section it's usually shelved on, can't find it, looks over female creators' shelf, can't find it)
Me: I can't find "How To Be Happy" on the shelves.
Random Customer: Are your shelves organized by author or...?
Me: By how some artist told the owner he would organize shelves in the 90s.
Me: No. Honestly, he's the only one who understands the system. It's really frustrating for everyone else who works here.
RC: So you can not find "How To Be Happy" right now?
Me: This conversation is getting too meta.