Little Kid with dyed red hair and Suicide Squad t-shirt digs through the back issues.
Little Kid: "Dad, do you think they have Detective Comics #27 in here?"
Dad: "I think if this guy owned Detective Comics #27, he's be living in The Bahamas."
Me: "If I owned Detective Comics #27, The Bahamas would be Named After Me. "
Dad beings to talk like an adult in a Peanuts Cartoon. "Waaaaaaaaaaah wahhhhhhhh waaaaaaaah wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhh waaaaaaaaaaah. Right?"
Me: "Shhhhh. I'm on Grand Stone Island right now getting an amazing..." remembers there is a child in the store "tan."