Every Member Of My Family: Are you hungry?
Me: No thanks.
EMOMF: Want me to pack you a lunch?
Me: No thanks. I have a long bus trip to work, and I'll sleep through most of it.
EMOMF: I packed you a lunch anyway.
EMOMF: It's two sandwiches.
EMOMF: I remember that you don't like condiments so I've slathered them with mayo and tomatoes, which you have hated since you were six.
EMOMF: And a bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. Two because I know you don't like diet soda.
Me: Of course.
EMOMF: And I put a king sized box of crackers in there.
Me: It's just a two hour trip.
EMOMF: And a tin of almonds.
EMOMF: You liked last night's steak, right?
Me: Yes. Thanks.
EMOMF: I packed four of them in your suitcase.
Me: I have to go to work. They'll go bad.
EMOMF: I froze them and when you get up, I'll wrap them in plastic and your towel.
EMOMF: And cookies.
Me: I told you I'm not going to be hungry.
EMOMF: We should leave the house by 630. Should I wake you up at four?
Me: No. Not ever. No.
EMOMF: It's 315, why aren't you up yet?
Me: I set my alarm for five. Go away.
EMOMF: It's 330, are you awake?
Me: This is why I don't visit very often.