Random dude walks up to the counter and launches into conversation: “A comic called Awesome Man? What’s next Fellatio Man? Dick In The Mouth Man? Sex based heroes would be totally inesicktive. It would be, like chaos. Oh, snap. This Catwoman is based off Halle Berry. Who thought Anne Hathaway would make a good Catwoman? I would have cast Scarlett Johannsen. Do you have the comic where Batman dies—”
"RIP or Final Cri—"
"and meets The Green Goblin or some shit? OH SICK! The Death of Captain America. Who killed him?"
He clearly has no interest in my input. “No clue.”
"Prolly the Green Goblin. Dude is everywhere. Oh, shit, you got the horse from Gumby?"
"I watched that show when I was seven, it was mad funny. Have you seen the Batman movie yet, I think it’s—" He turns the corner to the porn section. And now, creepy, creepy silence.