My Dad: "Ok. Mr. Boston, time to watch Cheers."
Me: "Mr. Boston? I live in Cambridge."
My Dad: "But you go to that Cheers bar."
Me: "No I don't."
My Dad: "You've never been there?"
Me: "I don't think so. Maybe? Once?"
My Dad: "People from Boston don't go to The Cheers all the time?"
Me: "Are you going senile, dad? Do you go to The Jaws Beach all the time?"
My Dad: "So that's a no?"
But now we're watching Cheers.You know, like people from Boston do.