Your rooommate is moving out at 10 a.m. on a Monday morning. He tells you he's expecting a call from the person he's driving with. It's very important that your roommate speaks with him ASAP. Do you:
A.) get on the phone and start yelling at your girlfriend, then slam it until it nothing more than a mess of wires and plastic? (it's all good, your roommate will be angry at you for a few seconds, then will realize there's another phone in the house, no harm, no foul, he lets you live)
B.) stay off the phone until the call comes through, since you really don't use the phone that much any way (you get a gold star)
C.) leave the phone off the hook and laugh to yourself while your roommate becomes increasingly angry and frustrated (what kind of roommate does that? Melissa Plummer, maybe?)
D.) begin having noisy phone sex with your Brazilian girlfriend, and ignore incoming calls (slightly bastardish)
or E.) begin having noisy phone sex with your Brazilian girlfriend and click over when a new call comes in, realize it's the call your roommate says is very important, then hang up on the guy until after you are done getting off, then fall asleep, then several hours later tell your roommate, "oh yea, that guy you were waiting to hear from called like, a couple of hours ago"
If you selected E, congratulations, you're Peter. Now go the fuck away.