A very excitable eight year old with a voice that's already lower than Omoizele Okoawo's is tossing a billion questions a second at me "Why does it say Wakanda in the window? Is this Wakanda? This is my favorite store. Why is Ms Marvel white on this cover?"
Me: "That's her friend wearing her costume to help her out."
E8YO: "But she doesn't have any powers? Why would she wear this? She's gonna get dead. Simpsons comics? Like the TV show? I hate the TV show. Is Thor an Avenger? Like in the movies? I want to see the movies. Do you have the movies? Have you seen the movies? What are these?"
Me: "Baseball cards."
E8YO: "Baseball cards? Like Pokemon? What attacks do they have? Do they just throw gloves and bats at each other? that's stupid."
E8YO's Ten Year Old Sister: "No. They're collectible cards, not battle cards. You can't cast No Hitter or send them to the Disabled Player Graveyard, Ignoramus."