I have yet to decide what the deal is with the cat who lives in this house. I know she is descended from both Freddy Kreuger and a cobra, but I assume there's some other genetic background in there, too.
Whenever I walk into the kitchen late at night/early in the morning (it's between me and the bathroom), there is a slow hissing sound that could be coming from anywhere low to the ground. Thus, cobra.
And the other night, I had a dream she had climbed on to my bed, and was sleeping pleasantly behind me when, for no reason, she swatted my back. When I woke up, I had a scratch on my back. And my bedroom door was closed. Kitty did this with her mind!
Man oh man do I miss Asscat and Rebound.